(Here’s the point at the end of my seemingly random session of complaints.) Do you know what a corked wine is? A lot of people don’t. Let’s review. You’re at a restaurant. The sommelier offers you a taste of the wine that you are about to consume. You don’t like it. Do you send it back? The answer is emphatically no. The waiter allows you to taste the wine to ensure that it is not flawed. If he recommended it, and you detest it, you drink it and never come back. You are given a taste of wine to check for flaws, not quality.
I once submitted a bottle of wine to a journalist that I thought was best in class. (The wine was 1998 Fleurie, Vieilles-Vignes, Domaine Bigot/Alex Gambal.) It was truly unbelievable Beaujolais. The journalist brogught the bottle back to me the nest day and said “Taste this”. It was floored. I gave him another and a few hours later he called me to tell me that it was one of the finest under $15 bottles of wine he had ever experienced.
When a wine is “corked”, it smelles of wet cardboard. It’s a little hard to describe until you experience it, and honestly that bottle of Fleurie was on of the most corked bottles of wine that has ever been. The wine itself is good, but a bacteria gets in the cork and permanently taints it.
This causes a lot of problems for wine geeks because somewhere between 5 and 10% of all wines experience cork taint – and it’s completely random.
So to return to Mario Lemieux and Dale, Jr., recently a few producers of Grand Cru Burgundy have decided to begin bottling their Grand Cru wines in synthetic corks – that is corks that are not susceptible to being corked.
My opinion remains: wine is a living breathing thing. There is a better chance that I will drink a wine with the wrong dish or at the wrong stage in its development than pull the cork on one that is flawed. Call me traditional, but when I open a 30 year old-bottle of Vintage Champagne I want to hear a (rather improper by Sommelier’s rules) pop. Somehow a screwtop doesn’t cut it – even if there’s a 10% chance that the cork will fail me.
I want a cork. I don’t look down on a screw top – rather I evaluate a wine on quality alone: the importer doesn’t matter, the price doesn’t matter and the type of encolsure certainly doesn’t matter. But do I really have to root for Jeff Gordon?

